True Crime Tips

This week on Ask Ashley, the girls are back with a PSA you didn’t ask for but absolutely need: how to stay alive, according to every Dateline intro ever. 😭 From “don’t light up a room” to “don’t go jogging on a day like any other day,” Ashley & Ashley spiral into a full true-crime rulebook… then somehow end up talking about real-world safety tips, sex trafficking signs, and why you should absolutely drive off with your windshield wipers still up if something feels off.

Then the ladies switch gears into parenting realities: when your kid is on varsity as a freshman, games are hours away, and you’re trying to figure out if skipping a 3-hour drive makes you a bad mom… or just a mom with responsibilities and a bedtime routine.

PLUS: Things I Saw on the Internet gives us a married man with audacity, a woman who sent screenshots straight to the wife, and a deep dive into why the internet trying to normalize “proud side chick” content is truly the darkest timeline.

 Question Time, including rich relatives, cereal rankings, freedom debates, and the classic: do you do what you love for less money… or what you hate for the bag?